Jokes

[SweetGirl]

Ol' McBlondie
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"

[Rasmus]

Coolest mom of the
millennium ...
Girl: Mom, I want some
fresh air.. Can I go for a
walk..?
.
.
Mom: Yes, but tell your
"fresh air"to drop you home
by 9 pm.

[Rasmus]

3 Easiest Ways To Die:
1. Puff a cigarette daily
- You’ll die 10 years early
2. Drink alcohol daily
- You’ll die 30 years early
3. Love someone who doesn’t love you back
- You’ll die daily !

[Rasmus]

Smokers must read
Lady : do you smoke?
Man : yes.
Lady : how many packets a day ?
Man : 3 packs.
Lady : how much is one pack?
Man : $10
Lady :how long you have been smoking ?
Man : 15 years .
Lady : so if you smoke 3 packets a day and one pack is $10 you are spending $900 per month and $10,800 per year
correct?
Man : correct.
Lady : as you are smoking for last 15 years you have spent $162,000 correct ?
Man : correct .
Lady : do you know if you had not smoked and put that money in a step up interest saving account today you could have Ferrari ?
Man:do you smoke ?
Lady : No .
Man : where is your Ferrari